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arielpunchesdemons:

This is the most accurate thing I’ve ever seen in my ENTIRE LIFE

One day when you’re happy with your life and just enjoying it, you’ll get an unexpected text. Maybe by this time you’ve already forgotten his number, maybe not. And it’ll be him, wanting to talk. Wait, hold up. Remember all those tears you shed, while he shed none. Remember those corny pick up lines, remember the hurt. Look at how happy you are now. Yeah, that’s what I thought. Don’t answer that text.
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iwouldfookthat:

This is by far the stupidest thing I have ever made.

kobetyrant:

GOODBYE

notesfrombakerst:

ithefool:

lol grammar puns

I laughed too much at this

You can ask the universe for all the signs you want, but ultimately, we see what we want to see when we’re ready to see it.
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Sometimes we expect more from others because we would be willing to do that much for them.
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panicrobot:

This man was our president for EIGHT YEARS. We are never gonna live this down

When my boss asks me to come in a little early on a Monday morning