Yellowflipflops

cutejewishgirl:

i can’t wait for my grandchildren to wish they lived in the era of beyoncé

oknope:

sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies 

the-sexylosers-club:

officialpigeon:

Typing an essay due tomorrow at 3 in the morning

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never seen anything more accurate

reasonsmysoniscrying:

"Go right to sleep because you can’t sleep in tomorrow…. or any other day for the rest of your life."
- My Kindergarten Eve Peptalk to my 4yo

*runs for 10 minutes*
me: am i skinny yet?
average-to-beast:

http://www.average-to-beast.com/
health-bodyandsoul:

Maybe her and her friends are doing a watergun war around the city!

health-bodyandsoul:

Maybe her and her friends are doing a watergun war around the city!